Today on The Daily Blender! Jeffry is either stuck after going to look for Heath, or having waaaaay to much fun with his new squatty-potty. Either way Heath and T-Missile are running the Asylum today! We start with the NFL and tell you who's happy with their contract and who's not? Then we'll go all over the sports spectrum before we do some Man Talk and tell you about the kind of woman you need to find and what odd event makes us want to look at dirty videos, and then we'll spin the Whrel of Sports!!!